ik zet de knalpijp op zijn hoofd?
"I'm placing the exhaust pipe on his head."
Translated and refined for AI picture generator:
"I'm positioning a metallic cylindrical car exhaust pipe on the head of a middle-aged man with gentle facial features, short brown hair and wearing causal attire. The man is standing in front of a minimalist, neutral background. Judging from his slightly surprised expression, he didn't expect this."