Varken humanoid met zwart rood geruite hout hakkers vest aan die je belt vanaf een tropisch strand genaamd JOhn Pork

A pig humanoid named John Pork is wearing a black and red checkered lumberjack vest. He is calling you from a tropical beach. The sky is clear with the sun shining brightly. His vest is unbuttoned, showing his large pink belly. He is standing on the white sand beach, with a vivid blue ocean behind him. Palm trees dot the beach, providing shade from the sun. His left hoof is raised, holding a modern white smartphone against his ear.