a sigma cheese block with a face?

A block of Sigma brand cheddar cheese with a realistic human face etched on one of its large, smooth sides, expressing a neutral emotion. It's neatly placed on a wooden cutting board, with the face turned toward the viewer. The etched face has clear features such as eyes, a nose, a mouth, and even carefully sculptured ears sticking out slightly from the sides. The lighting is bright enough to highlight the face features and the texture of the cheese, but not harsh. The background