Sir why is there tentacles coming out of your buttocks

A gentleman is surprisingly sprouting octopus-like appendages from the lower part of his body, specifically the buttock area. He is wearing a navy blue suit, donning a pair of polished black loafers, and holds an air of surprise and discomfort. These unexpected tentacles vary in length, each exhibiting a greyish-blue hue and sucker-like texture similar to an octopus. They are writhing out of his trousers’ backside, causing a bizarre spectacle.