My son is currently having a polite crashout at the family dinner about rukey and his hand is currently inside the turkey

My son is currently in the middle of a polite disagreement during our family dinner regarding a turkey and his hand is currently inside the turkey. The turkey is well-roasted, golden brown in color, and set in the center of a large wooden dinner table. The table is elegantly adorned with a white tablecloth, silver cutlery, crystal glasses, and a beautiful floral centerpiece. My son, a teenager, is visibly flustered; his face is flushed, and his hand is buried elbow