"Listen up, boys! Here's a quick, general TIP! I'll fetch a stick for you all!"
Translated and made specific, we could render this as:
"Pay attention, group of preteen boys wearing blue jeans and white t-shirts, standing in a lush green park on a clear sunny day. I have an important quick tip to share: in my right hand, I hold a straight, medium-sized wooden stick that I've just picked up for you from the ground."
